Ok so I fancy myself very talented when it comes to beauty, hair and the like, but I cannot cut my own hair.Well after spending over $300 on 2 new tires, an oil change, and a new car battery... I decided to bite the bullet and trim my own hair. How hard could it be really? Apperantly VERY!
So I sectioned off my hair, careful to make small manageable sections. I take off my glasses (probably a mistake) and take out the thinning shears, razor and scissors. I take the front sections and the scissors and comb to the front, trimming a half an inch off at a time. I do not cut across as this would look to blunt, so I clip it a half inch at a time at a 45 degree angle. Looking good, then I take the razor and thin out the ends.
I get done with the front and move to the crown... put down the scissors and pick up what I assume to be the thinning shears... WRONGO! Instead of thinning out the crown for volume; I cut off a whole 3 inches of hair from the crown. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU STUPID WOMAN?!?!?! Oh well. so I take some hair from the surrounding areas and thin it out at the same place I hacked off. I finish trimming the rest. I am sure it is uneven and jagged, but that is what I get for trying to save $50 on a haircut.
This is the time I wish I could clone myself and get me to do what I do for everyone else. But sober.
